I started a new auction on eBay, this time for the lovely above medal. From the description:
You are in the running to be the winner of this fantastic "eBay Auction Winner" Medal which will be awarded only to the winner of this eBay auction.
Show off your online prowess to friends and acquaintances with this luxurious hand painted disc. Wear it alongside other items you won with grit and tenacity on the online auction site or have it mounted in your hallway inside a teak case (also available on eBay).
This is the only award of its kind. Great for the man or woman who has everything, or those who simply like the thrill of defeating others in order to feel the barely noticeable weight of glory around their neck.
As a seasoned eBay competitor, you know this game won't be easy. It will take guile and wit, a quick clicking finger and a bank balance as deep as your determination. So roll up your sleeves and prepare to fight to the very last second to secure this medal as rightfully yours. In the ruthless world of eBay there is no room for second place.*
*Except in the case of 'second-chance offers'
Previously: Genuine Olympic Flame Auction on eBay
Here comes Mr. Time with a special birthday message about the inevitability of death and the impossibility of permanence!
Celebrate the steady march of entropy with this easily disposable card made from the mashed wood pulp of once living trees. Look forward with a smile to the obliteration that awaits us all and everything we have ever known.
I found this dried out dead frog on a road in Thailand and decided to immortalise him in an appropriate fashion. I feel like it's what he would have wanted.
This is currently hanging in my bathroom, but I'm willing to sell it for the right price.
